Tinder is by far the most common, convenient and sexy dating app out there. So when I – a recently single 22-year-old – was given the choice of writing this article, I hopped on board immediately. This piece was just an excuse though, I’d been waiting to sign up whilst never really having the drive or motivation to do so. So, when I did, it was as simple as going grocery shopping (what had I been afraid of?). There are broccolis, potatoes, tomatoes and even kale (if you like something fancy), in short, there are all sorts of types of men on the Tinder market. Here are the 12 types of guys I met I’m sure you have, or probably will, too!
He’s the guy who owns a ‘Pizza’ account or has a picture of a horse as his DP (not making this up). His profile is full of hilarious puns and he has a crazy imagination but there will be no real conversation taking place. Seems like Tinder is as much a social experiment for him as it is for me. Sidenote, might be a chick.
The first picture on his account is a gym selfie, he also occasionally pouts and definitely knows all his right angles. Vanity is in his nature and honestly, he deserves a little appreciation for all the hours he puts into looking good. If you’re looking for a fitness buddy, he’s your guy.
He texts you all day long and you do have a lot in common, but there’s a chance you might never ever discuss anything personal. It’s all about either the latest news, the city you live in, the weather and a bunch of other generic topics. You can bet that you’ll never meet him.
He has the hottest display picture of all but he deletes the app every time he meets his girlfriend. This guy is only here for a side-chick, maybe even multiple. He might get caught soon, so you should be prepared to have an angry girlfriend call you a week into your conversation with him.
In other words, ‘The One’. This boy is everything you imagined – he picks you up for your date, makes you laugh, listens to what you have to say, is endearing and honest! So perfect that you doubt if he’s even real! But if you do find this mythical creature, hold tight girl, he’s a catch.