Marcus on Emmy
What were you hoping for?
To meet my future first wife.
She head-butted a metal bar when she stood up to greet me, which really made me laugh.
What did you talk about?
Feather dusters, squirrels, oblique Peep Show references, secrets to a happy marriage, the newly formed divot in her skull, our 19 times table.
Any awkward moments?
Only pregnant pauses for comic effect.