Marcus on Emmy
What were you hoping for?
To meet my future first wife.

First impressions?
She head-butted a metal bar when she stood up to greet me, which really made me laugh.

What did you talk about?
Feather dusters, squirrels, oblique Peep Show references, secrets to a happy marriage, the newly formed divot in her skull, our 19 times table.

Any awkward moments?
Only pregnant pauses for comic effect.

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