Name: Sleep texting.
Location: In bed.
Appearance: “I legittt wish veggird were enough to fuelme,” at 5.22am.
Sorry … what? That is what a sleep text looks like. Not those words, exactly, but about halfway between sense and nonsense.
It sounds like good old-fashioned sleep talking. Yes. As with most things, people have found a way to do it with their phones.
Hang on. People are picking up their phones, unlocking them, selecting a recipient, typing a message and sending it – all without waking up? Well, sometimes they might be replying – but yes, that’s a good summary. Apparently, sleep texters often engage in prolonged conversations with bemused friends.